Rumors are sneaky theiving things,

they steal friendship,

they steal dignity,

they steal confidence,

they steal truth.

If there is one thing I know, its rumors.

We have been consumed by them.

Eaten and swallowed whole.

Not one day goes by with out a new one ,

and not one day ever will.

Weather they agrivate you,

or interest you it’s all the same.

And rumers are not alone,

oh no don’t think that they don’t have a family, a decent if you will.

His brother decept and his sister lies

together the three run around litterally taking lives.

Lives of those who listen,

lives of those who knew that some of those rumors,

where actually true.

Rumers about me?

Ive heard a few.

Its sad to say I have started some rumors,

but only a few.

I don’t mean to I really don’t.

Never ever would I try to hurt someone

because I do believe in an-eye-for-an-eye,

and that makes the whole world blind.

So I try to stop rumors in there tracks,

but there are so many that if I where successful,

I would never have time to relax.

So I’ll do what I can,

but I can’t promise much.

Just remember the rumers you started may come back to you,

changing everything you said about her,

into something about you.

I really,really don’t like cocky people, people otherwise known as tools. They are full of themselves and belive that everyone loves them and everyone would die over them. Of course there can not just be a simple tool; there are different species of tool. Of course they are not in any particular order; because I hate almost all of them with the same passion.

The “I’m cooler than you” tools

The “I’m so tough”  tools

The “All girls drool over me” tools

The want-to-be-gangster tools

The “I will always be better than you” Tool

And Lastly The “I want to be a tool” Tool

The tools that aggravate me the most are the “All girls drool over me” tools. They think they are better then every other guy, and these particular tools seem to feel since they “are so attractive” they can treat everyone else how ever they see fit. I have also noticed with these tools they will make fun of a person to the point where the persons self confidence is crushed, but if you say one thing about them they get extremely defensive and angry. Also, they actually do believe that all girls are in love with them. I came across one this week. Again I will not be using names in this blog, so we will call this person *ImATool*. So me and *ImATool* were actually friends. I will admit in the past I have had a bit of a crush on *ImATool*, which brings a little truth to the stereotype, but none the less that was in the past and I know for a fact that *ImATool* liked me back for the brief moment I liked him. So anyway I went and I sat next to *ImATool* and jokingly (key word here being jokingly) said “Ew, Its you.”. His response you ask? “You’re the one who likes me”. Notice how he said likes, as though if you start liking him you are under his trance and it is nearly impossible to get over him. Really? Really? I honestly want to know what makes this kid feel as though he is the bees knees. How can anyone even think of themselves like that? I have never met anyone so positive of themselves, I have met modest people, I have people who aren’t modest but aren’t cock, and I have met people who are completely self conscious , but never have I ever met someone who is positive that the world loves him and wants to share the knowledge that the world loves him with the world. Now  you are probably thinking all he did was respond with something clever, but like I said earlier I’m friends with *ImATool* and he is a tool. He is one of those kinds of people who makes fun of the kid for being a little over weight.

(Okay this part is where I mention the good things about *ImATool* as I feel as though I have attacked him quite a bit in this blog. He may be a tool sometimes, but he can be nice when he wants to be nice and when he is nice he is one of the nicest people I have ever met. And he isn’t entirely the stereotypical tool he can actually be really deep. Deeper then most people are aware of. And honestly I only think he is, or acts, like a tool to impress other people. Weather that is true I don’t know but I like to believe it is.)

Simple

Compound

Complex

Compound-Complex

Don’t get me wrong. I don’t hate people, I actually quite like people, there pretty dandy. Even though they are cool they are still completely and utterly overrated creatures. Me being one of these creatures and knowing many of them there are only a couple of types of humans out there. Yeah, yeah I know your mom says that “We are all special in our own way” and maybe we are, but it’s no different from how we allocate animals. Actually its much better than how we classify animals, we segregate animals by what kind of animals they are, thats like classifying humans by race, which some of us do, but I am not one of those people. I am at least classifying humans with personalities and not race, so save the we are all special spiel. There are the people in the mainstream, there are the eccentric, flakes, then there are hipsters. People are still simpler than that though,they can be broken into three simple groups and they are the:

a) Extremely self confident people who tend to crush other peoples dreams (thats where group c comes from)

b) The people who tend to just let life be lived and frankly don’t care about life (they are usually in one of the other groupings before they get categorized at this)

then there is c) The people who absolutely have no self confidence because of what the media has portrayed to be pulchritudinous, or what people in group a have said about them.

Here is the part where I tell you exactly why I think people (or average Joe’s) are so overrated. They do anything to get what they want, and they aren’t afraid to hurt others in order to get what they want. People make them selfs believe that humans aren’t animals we are different because we can think for ourself and we have common-sense. I fore one bombard this statement by asking, what is common-sense? Is common-sense knowing to care for each other, help each other, put our happiness before our job or money, to live with others in complete and sheer peace because we care for each other, or is it putting our wants before our needs, murdering for things we have a hankering for, going into war because adults who teach their very own children to share just cant? Yes we can learn from our mistakes, yes we are capable of love; who says animals, no , monstrositys aren’t capable of that. We push our fellow human beings down everyday without thinking twise about it, so long as we end up getting what we infatuate.

What makes us different from animals if we are exactly the same. You, me, your ancestors, my ancestors and the entire human race are just overrated monkeys.

That, will be the first thing that talk about. I absolutely despise all twihards. I’m not going to lie, I have read all of the books and I liked them but as soon as the movies came out I despised them absolutely despised them the books, the characters, the people who call them selfs twilight fans even though they haven’t read the books, the people who have read the series ten times and are planning it to read it ninety more times, girls who make their boyfriends stand it front of an ac unit before they hug them so they can feel like they are hugging Edward Cullen, and of course the people who have life size cardboard cut outs of the actors.

You are probably wondering what made this girl hate the series so much if she liked the books before the movies came out? Well, let me tell you. In the movie they ignored so much detail that doesn’t make a difference in the beginning but does in the end, its like even the director read a chapter changed whatever he/she wanted and then read the next chapter.

I also really dislike how everyone got so obsessed with it. Even women in there forties would probably divorce their husbands if they had the chance to even hug Robert Patterson (Edward in the series). This book was written for insecure 16 year old girls and for people in their late forties to be going and watching a movie because some kid take of his shirt once is pure and utter madness. This people should have better things to do with their lives. Like, I don’t know ANYTHING!!! Not only that but younger people really make there ‘significant other’  do weird things. I have heard a story of a couple that where in their mid twenties who lived together. The guy went to sleep one night and when he woke up he had found that his girlfriend had bedazzled him so he would sparkle. SHE BEDAZZLED HER BOYFRIEND SO HE WOULD SPARKLE, THAT IS CRAZY! I have also heard another story where a girl makes her boyfriend hold ice to his lips before he kisses her. That is absolutely one hundred and fifty seven percent crazy.

To rap this whole thing up. The actors and actresses in Twilight are only their because they get paid, and vampires and ware-wolfs do not exist. Nor will they ever exist.